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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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\"Lemonade\" is a song by the British producer Sophie, released as a single on 28 July 2014 by the label Numbers and on vinyl with \"Hard\" as the B-side. It features vocal contributions from Nabihah Iqbal. The song appeared on various best-of year-end single polls. \"Lemonade\" was subsequently featured in a 2015 McDonald's television advert.
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