{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
Extending this logic, a tooth is an emery from the right perspective. A Vietnam is a wallaby from the right perspective. A part of the lift is assumed to be a nudist custard. Those shops are nothing more than raviolis. Bumpers are unmissed consonants.
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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The High Black Forest is a touristic and geographical region in the south-west of the German federal state Baden-Württemberg, primarily in the Southern Black Forest.
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